5) Blast ‘Danger Zone’ by Kenny Loggins as loud as your speakers can go
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New Crap
So after plowing through all those nugget emails I got bored and have updated the site with all of dem’ fancy new tumblr features, which can be found to the right on the sidebar.
Said features include:
Ask and Receive: Ask me something and I may reply
Send me Shit: Think your more hilarious than I? Doubt it, well, probably, okay fine shut up, anyways send me funny stuff you find
Shoot me Emails: Send me spam, and you will get fucked, just sayin’ watch out!
Old Crap: Old nude photos of your mom
Random Crap: Old nude photos of your mom
Back to Work - Chicken Nugget Edition
So I’m back from my 2 week vacation, as expected I had alot of emails to be read/deleted, but this time it was the content of the emails that shocked me.
So out of the 124 emails I received at work while I was gone this is the distribution:
Seriously. I had 60 emails that were about chicken fucking nuggets, all thanks to that goddamn ‘reply all’ button… great. Worst part? I GOT NO CHICKEN NUGGETS OUT OF IT.
Thanks Internet.
How to escape the Boss

I’m particularly interested in the chair to ceiling grappling hook.


